Friday night: Had a Wii party.. 9 people drinking and playing was pretty dang amazin.. Wario Ware is totally a drinking game! 🙂 And even though I was drizzunk, I still held my own at Bowling and Tennis on Wii Sports.. rock on!
I had a few errands to run.. two simple tasks that turned out to be not so simple.
First off, go to the bank and get a printout of all my transactions for the last 6 months. I was a little depressed end of last year (pops died) and so I let some numbers get by me.. now it’s tax time and I gotta find that lost dough. Anyway.. you’d think you can just walk into a bank and get that, right? Nope.. I spent 768* minutes waiting in line at the bank only to be told I have to call a number to get that.. huh?
Next, an oil change on my whip (car, for you ghetto-challenged people).. sounds like an easy task, right? Nope! Apparently since the weather is warming up everyone else in the big Oh! decided to get a car wash and oil change!!! I spent a quarter tank of gas just driving from place to place trying to get my dang oil changed! It had been like 75,000* miles since my last change.. so I was committed to doing it! FINALLY, after 14 hours and 28 minutes* I managed to find a place that was so tiny it must have been overlooked by everyone else and so it was empty!!! Yay Me! So I got that done.. as I was driving away I looked at the little sticker they put on the window.. it said: “Next oil change due: 47000 miles”
47,000 miles?! I have 23,000 miles on my whip… what kind of oil did they use that’s good for 20,000 miles?! Whory Ship! I know, I know.. it’s just a typo on their part.. but what if I was an ID10T? (“idiot”, you idiot!) I would have drivin my car into the ground!! Well, luckily I have most of my marbles.. well, at least one.
Well.. I think that’s all for now.. I have more to talk about, but I’ll use up another post for that. 🙂
*Times and Mileage may have been exaggerated for dramatic effect. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. Offer expires while you wait.