I got.. Two tickets and a pair of dice.

2 Tickets, eh? What for?

Jason Mraz, on May 5th, 2009, at the WestFair amphitheater in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

How does someone get them?

Easy.. all they have to do is find me a girlfriend!

A girlfriend?!! Geez.. why don’t you use the normal venues, like everyone else?

I have! They don’t work. I’ve tried the bars, I’ve spent tons of money on all the dating sites, and it never works out. Statistically, most relationships happen by referral and well.. I’m askin for referrals! Sure, I could keep spending money trying the old ways, but I think it’ll be much more fun to have others do the heavy lifting. ๐Ÿ™‚

Ok.. so what are the rules?

Well, if you know of anyone who fits what I’m looking for, then have her email me.. including some pics and details about herself. If I’m interested, I’ll schedule some dates with her. If it ends up being successful, you get two tickets to the Mraz concert. Pretty easy.

How do they “enter”?

They should have their friend send me an email with some details and pix to the following email address: mraz20090505 at skidvis.com

They should be pretty good friends with this chick too, cuz she’s getting the tickets.. so make sure she doesn’t screw you! ๐Ÿ™‚

Sounds simple.. what are you looking for?

  • A woman!
    • Sorry fellas, I know you think I’m sexy, and like you like my body.. but no thanks.. ladies only.
  • Between 5’0″ and 5’8″.
    • I’m 6’1″, 6’2″ first thing in the morning. Usually girls that are taller than 5’8″ feel a little awkward to me. This rule’s probably the only one I’ll flex on.
  • Aged between 29 and 39.
    • I’m 35.. yup.. I even has some Grey hairs on my noggin.. so you sexy, young gals are gonna have to sit this one out til I’m in my 40’s and suffering my midlife crisis.
  • An Omaha girl.
    • Sure Miss Right.. I know you live in Toledo.. but long distance just doesn’t work for me.. I need someone to keep me warm during these cold Omaha nights. Keep your chin up, I’m sure the man of your dreams is right there in your town!
  • Fit.
    • I like to travel, I like biking and tennis.. so if you’re getting all sweaty just reading this.. turn your attention back to the food network. Sorry, but when I get freaky I like to smack it up, flip it, and rub it down.. oh no! ..and sadly I’m just not that strong.. ya dig?
  • Pretty.
    • What? I like pretty.. what’s wrong with that? Don’t give me that whole “it’s what’s inside that counts”-crap.. I’ve seen ER and Greys Anatomy.. we’re not that pretty inside.
  • Light-haired.
    • Me.. I have Black hair.. well.. except where it’s Grey. So yea, when I’m with a dark-haired girl I feel a little weird.. sorry. Personally, I have a preference for Redheads.. matter of fact, most of my past girlfriends are redheads.. so there.
  • Educated.
    • I are smart.. are you? Sure.. I can’t do math to save my life.. but I like to learn and if I’m being schooled by a pretty lady.. well, what’s not to like? ..and I’m not just talking about someone who likes to use polysyllabic words, just cuz you’re smart doesn’t mean you have to talk so no one can understand you.
  • Conversational.
    • Shhh.. you hear that? It’s silence. I hates that sound. When I see my gal, I want her to spill it.. talk to me, woman! I hate sitting across from a gal who has absolutely nothing to say.. how fun is that? Just so you know, I talk more than the average guy.. so be prepared to listen up too! Oh.. and everything in moderation.. if you’re the gal that can’t shut up.. shut up, already! ๐Ÿ™‚
  • Happy.
    • Do you hate life? Is everyone out to get you? Is everything that happens to you someone elses fault? If you answered yes to all of these questions then your lucks not getting any better. I’m a positive guy, I’m pretty positive about that. I need someone who sees the light when it’s dark.
  • Non-smoker.
    • Cough, Cough.. Hack, Hack! My lungs.. they’re not cut out to be drowning in smoke.. sorry.
  • Animal-lover.
    • You kill Bambi for fun? Eww. I love aminals, I do, but not THAT way.. sicko! I’m a dog person.. roof! roof! If you’re the crazy cat lady, however, stay away. anything more than 2 pets and you own a zoo.. not my thing.
  • Good kisser.
    • I’m a Latino.. we are passionate peoples.. I like kisses and hugs and lots of love. If you hate to be touched or you kiss like you’re licking a lollipop, we’re not gonna work out. Sorry.

Geez.. you’re not picky, are you? Anything else?

Um.. I don’t think so.. I’ll be sure to update the list if I remember anything.

How will they find out more about you?

This site’s not enough? My whole life is pretty much here.. but I also have a profile on OkCupid.com or Match.com they can check out.

When’s the contest over?

Well, the sooner the better.. right? So get to it!