Dr. Zeuss on having kids..

Having kids? Yes, that’d be fun..

but I’ll just be having one.

Wanting two? Well, that won’t do.

Seen the rising cost of shoes?!

Craving three? Nope, not from me!

They’d just sit and watch tv.

If it’s four you’re aiming for,

let me show you to the door.

If to five you must arrive,

there you won’t find me alive.

That’s my limit, nope! No more!

What do you need so many for?

I say one, well, maybe two,

one for me, and one for you.